Frequently Asked Questions

What? You’re confused? “Mustaches? For Kids?”

Yes. Mustaches for Kids. We admit that it’s a somewhat unusual concept, so we’ve collected some answers to the questions we get:

Q. Is this a joke?
A. No. Since its inception in 1999, over 1,000 Growers have joined Mustaches for Kids all over the USA and Canada, and have raised over $100,000 for various children’s charities. This year, as in the past, the DC chapter of Mustaches for Kids will be Growing for the Children’s National Medical Center.

Q. I’m a woman. Can I join?
A. Mustaches for Kids does not discriminate against anyone on the basis of sex, age, nationality, or anything else you can think of. Anyone can raise money for the cause. Just remember, “The Mustache is more in the heart than on the face.”

Q. I want to do it, but I’m scared.
A. Technically, that is not a question. In any case, we suggest you step up to the plate. It’s time to overcome your fears and grow a Mustache for a good cause. Remember, there’s no “i” in “mustache”.

Also keep in mind that growing season ends well before the holidays. Your ’stache may be immortalized here and in our hearts, but not necessarily in your holiday photos.

Q. What will I tell my friends/co-workers/loved ones who object to my Mustache and ridicule me for it?
A. Do what we do. Fix them with a steely gaze and tell them the truth: “It’s for the kids.” Then ask them to make a donation.

Q. Why Mustaches? Why the silly name?
A. This is not your typical fundraising organization. We believe in doing good and having a good time doing it.

Q. Are you sure this isn’t a joke?
A. Positive.

Q. Swear?
A. We swear to all that we hold holy that this is not a joke; we need your support.

Q. How do I contact Mustaches for Kids DC?
A. You can visit the web site by going to www.m4kdc.org. You can email us directly atmustaches4kids@gmail.com. Better yet, you can meet us in person at one of our Mustache Checkpoints.