Mustaches for Kids

Mustache Checkpoints

Event Overview:
Thursday, Nov. 9 -   8 PM - Pre-season meet 'n' greet
Thursday, Nov. 16 - 8 PM - Shaving day!
Thursday, Nov. 30 - 8 PM - Mustache checkpoint 1
Thursday, Dec. 7 -   8 PM - Mustache checkpoint 2
Thursday, Dec. 14 - 8 PM - Sweetest Stache Competition!

Join us at Porter's Saloon for our second MUSTACHE CHECKPOINT
WHEN: Thursday, Dec. 14th at 8 PM
WHERE: Porter's Dining Saloon at 19th and L Street S. (Directions here!)
            We'll be in the downstairs bar.
WHAT: $2 beers, battle of all battles

Come join us for the DC chapter of M4K's FIRST annual Stache Bash(e) and help celebrate the end of a long, winding mustache.

Our Growers have braved the streets of the greater-Washington area for the past month, grooming, sculpting and deep-conditioning their staches to a point of sweetness few have seen outside of bad 70's porn movies and middle-aged gentlemen clubs.

As some may know, the mustaches is a shy, modest creature unaccustomed to fanfare and showmanship. But for one night only, they will have greatness thrust upon them - or at least, beer foam. Join in the revelry as these staches duke it out for the title of Sweetest Stache. Watch as our judges weigh and measure the sweetness of each and every Grower's stache, from the Beer Foam Retention Round to Mustache Karaoke.

But just WAIT! There's MORE!!! All mustache dollars go the Kids Care Fund at Children's National Medical Center. If you'd like to make a pre-bash(e) donation, go here! We'll also be accepting donations at the Bash(e), entering you in a raffle to win some VERY sweet prizes!!

If nothing else, look at this as an opportunity to take embarrassing pictures of your friends dressed in mustache-costume while enjoying $2 beers and dashing their hopes of future political office. (Bring your cameras!)
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