Holy Razor Burn!!! ‘Stache Bash is Tonite!!!

December 10th, 2009

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Our Mustache couldn’t sleep last night it was so excited. The old tickle broom is so ready to strut its stuff all over the stage at RFD. But it won’t be the same if you’re not there. So make sure as ‘Stache you’re at RFD TONIGHT at 730PM for the MMA (Mustache Martial Arts ) competition that is the 2009 ‘Stache Bash. Bring yourself, your friends, your coworkers, your mortal and sworn enemies. It would really pluck our plumage if you didn’t show.

As alluded to in previous postings and emails, the event tonight is pretty much a creepy beauty pageant (is that redundant?). But do normal pageant contestants compete to retain the most Guinness foam in their liphair? NO. Do normal pageant contestants get poked and prodded, the fluffiness of their hair so to test? NO. Do normal pageant contestants stare each other down in a final effort to will the other ‘Stache…er…contestant into submission and claim their title? HELL NO, but the Sweetest ‘Stache competition isn’t a normal pageant…it’s better.

But amidst all the fun, lets keep some perspective. Tonight’s ‘Stache Bash, and the money it raises, benefits Children’s National Medical Center and the excellent work they do helping sick Kids get well. Please come help us make our 4th Growing Season a success and support the work of CNMC!!!

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